Mixed Categories SMS Page # 10

Saturday, 01 August 2009 09:51 administrator

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Geeta Saar: SMS who gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. Isliye he prani, tu bill ka moh tyag de aur karm(SMS) kar. Tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga.

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.

U know what angels do?
They take care of nice people on earth. I told the angels 2 take care of u.
She said “No”…….u know why?
She said angels don’t take care of angels.

If I get ur smile, I don’t need flowers. If I get your voice, I don’t need music. If u speak to me, I don’t need anybody and if u r mine the I don’t need ‘THE WORLD.’

Luv is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it will die. If u hold it slightly it will die. So don’t luv one or two. Just flirt around and keep a big cage with u.

A female had triplets and named them rat, pat and tat. She fed rat from her right breast, pat from left. What is the moral of the story? ………………..“No tit for tat!”

Suar ke bachhe, ullu ke pathe, kutte ke pille, saap ke sapole………sab chote chote chote chote hote hai.

Try this out it is fun. Go to message, select write message, again select options, go to dictionary, activate English and type this…….786709278464084630434680

U r special to me. I don’t want anything happening to u. I want u 2 be safe but I can’t always be there, so please be careful when u swing on trees.

Apun dono mein smart kaun?
Intelligent kaun?
Charming kaun?
Goog looking kaun?
Famous kaun?
Who tum to nahi fir bacha kaun?

A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.”
So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?”
The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

-You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

-I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

-Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

-I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

-I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

-You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

-Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

-A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

-Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

-Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

-I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

-I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

-Some people die. Others become a teacher...

-The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

-Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

-If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

-You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

-When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

-Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

-On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

-Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

-Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

-He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

-It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person:
Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'

T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

Hw do U occupy an idiot? ……..Press down - Press up!

2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice. 1st man says 'It's T least I cn do. We wr married for 25 years.'

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?
Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!

Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?
Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.

For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO.
No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day
But I cdnt find NE.

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.

Y dnt lobsters shR?
Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.
I went over. Nobody was home.

Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?'
so T barman gave her 1.

2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married.
T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!

I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!

Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.

Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!

Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.

Wht do elephants hv for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest of T animals.

Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches?
Wi jammin.

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?
A trifle.

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!

Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?
2 moTrs-in-law.

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.

Wht's T fastest cake in T world?
Sc1.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.

Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.

Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?
Take T pin out & throw it back.

Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in 2 a field.

I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her…
not screaming in terror like his passengers!

Spell hungry horse in 4 letters.
M T G G.

I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.

My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.

Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.

Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!

Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think

Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found

Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny
well...Enough about ME! How about you?

I Want triplets you want twins....
Lets get in bed and see who wins

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

God made man and then rested,
God made women and then no one rested

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season?
Go to the movies and sit in front of you

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?
Because they are pigs

How many letters are in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
Really, we had turkey!

This turkey tastes like an old settee.
Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains...
Because the average man can see better than he can think

What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men?
Big foot has been spotted a few times

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Ok you 2, don't start anything.

Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left"
So they turned round and went home.

Drink until she's cute
But stop before the wedding!

Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

What's the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly
perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary
pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing
indecipherability, transcendentalizes
intercommunications' incomprehensibleness".
This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long.
e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

Once I catch u, I’ll take u 2 bed, I’ll make u hot, I’ll make u sweat, I’ll make u groan, u will wish u never had me. Urs sincerely, MALARIA.

I would like 2 formally announce that I have already started accepting xmas gifts, cheques, etc. avoid holiday rush. Send now. Thank u.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at ur window and grabs u and put u in a bag, don’t worry ! I told santa I wanted u for Christmas.

Aaj do sweter aur pehen lo,
Aaj pero main moje aur pehenlo,
Aaj do rajai bhi odd lo,
Aaj muffler bhi peheno,
Kya pata kal thund ho na ho.

Today is cool to have small cars and mobiles. Soon a day will cum when small brains will be in fashion and then my dear u will be a legend.

Someone special, someone wise. Christmas greetings for someone nice. Hope gifts are showered upon u, so that I can have one too. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Happy Xmas. May all ur fondest dreams come true in the coming year.

Wife: “I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day.”
Husband: “I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one everyday.”

U and I do it in bed, do it in car, do it standing, do it sitting, but its best when we do it lying down. Don’t we just love sending SMS?

U r as cool as vodka,
Hard as taqila,
Warm as cognac,
Exotic as Malibu,
Mixed as cocktail,
And special as champagne.

My relationship is like an onion which has many layers in it. It will add taste 2 ur life but if you try to cut it you will have tears in your eyes.

Wherever you are, whatever you do,
Just remember there is always someone somewhere who’s wishing the best 4 u.

INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANYTIM, LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOMETIME, MARRIAGE IS
POSSIBLE ONETIME, BUT A SWEET FRND LIKE U IS POSSIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME
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ONCE, I KNEW U.. OFTEN I MISS U.. ALWAYS, I'LL CARE 4 U..
NEVER WILL I 4GET U COZ I NEVER WANNA LOSE SOME1 AS SPECIAL AS U.
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A yEaR - 365 dAyS dReAmInG... oF yOu, - 8760 Hr ThiNKiNg oF yOu... -
525600 MiNs mIsSiNg YoU, - 315360000 mIlLIsEc... jUsT WaNtEd To
TeLl YoU hOw MuCh YoU mEaN 2 mE?
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BEWARE ! ANYTIME YOU MAY BE UNDER DIABETIC-ATTACK...
SWEET+SWEET=VERY SWEET
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BOY: JAANEMAN IS DIL MEIN AAJA... GURL: CHAPPAL UTARU KYA?
BOY: YE MANDIR NAHI HAI AISE HE AAJA....
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ZINDAGI MEIN TEEN CHEEZEN KABHI BHI AA SAKTI HAIN... PAISA - MAUT -
AUR - ??? - AUR...?? - .................. - ........... - MERA SMS...
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LOVE HAS ONLY ONE LAW, KEEP HAPPY THE PERSON U LOVE.
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U R FULL OF COLGATE (FRESH ENERGY), I ALWAYS BPL (BIV IN D BEST)
BUT U R SANSUI (BETR THAN D BEST), THATS Y U R MY BEERS (FRNZ 4EVR).
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I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!! CLOSE YOUR - EYES.......1.... -
..2......3...... - .4........ YOU - CHEATER,
YOU DIDN'T CLOSE YOUR EYES. SO NOTHING FOR U!!!
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DO U KNOW WHY SHANKAR & PARVATI COULD NOT LEARN COMPUTER ? -
........ BCOZ GANPATI RAN AWAY WITH MOUSE.....
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ELDERLY SAYS DON'T TAKE UR WORRIES TO BED BUT -
........EVEN THEN ALL MEN SLEEP WIT THERE WIVES!
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WHAT IS D DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WATCH ND A GIRL........?? -
EK BIGADATI HAI TO BAND HO JATI HAI -
............DUSRI BIGADATI HAI TO CHALU HO JATI HAI....!!
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DHIRUBHAI FROM HEAVEN: "BETA MUKESH KAISA CHAL RAHA HAI APNA RELIANCE".
MUKESH: "HELLO KON BOLE RAHE HAI THIK SE SUNAI NAHI DETA. CALL ME ON MY HUTCH MOBILE!"
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ALL THE TREES HAVE LYE DOWN B'COZ WILD WIND IS ON THE AGITATION,
HE WILL DESTROY THE PEACE, HARMONY & COLOUR OF LIFE
& WILL CREATE A NEW BONDAGE OF LYRIC & LIFE.
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,,@*@,, - ;" . _ . "; - ( _ ) - > < -
,,@*@,, - ;" _ _ "; - ( .__,. ) - > < -
NOTHING.. JUST WANT TO GIVE U A SWEET SMILE
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LEAVES - DNT - JST - FALL FRM D TREE. - CLOUDS - DNT - JST -
FORM - IN D SKY. - ANGLES - DNT - JST COME DWN - FRM HEAVEN. -
& I - DNT - JST - MSG - ANY1 - UNLESS - THY'RE - SPECIAL...
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EVEN THOUGH - WE'RE FAR - AP_RT, - I KNOW - EXACTLY WHERE - U R... -
IN EVRY - SECOND - OF EVRYDAY UR.. - RIGHT .:#::. - .::#:. -
HERE ##()""()## - IN MY '#( o, - )#' - HE_RT! "#*#"
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I'VE SEARCHED MY WALLET, I FOUND NOTHIN. I CHECKED MY POCKET, I FOUND FEW
COINS. THEN I LOOKED IN MY HRT, I FOUND U; THEN I REALISED HOW RICH I M!
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GOD MADE DAYLIGHT N CALLED IT THE SUN. GOD MADE ENTERTAINMENT N CALLED IT
FUN. GOD MADE NIGHTLIGHT N CALLED IT THE MOON. GOD MADE U N CALLED CARTOON!
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HOW DO U CONFUSE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?
SHOW HIM A SANITARY NAPKIN & ASK WHICH PERIOD IT BELONGS TO.
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WHY DO MONKEYS LOVE BANANA.... -
OOPS I AM SO SORRY ........ - -THATS YOUR PERSONAL MATTER!
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EVERY LIFE IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN PAINTED BY GOD'S OWN HANDS.
THAT"S Y I M THANKFUL B"COS WEN HE PAINTED MY LIFE,
HE INCLUDED 1 LOVELY COLOUR, & THAT"S U......
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WHY IS INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTIVITY SO LOW IN KERALA? BECAUSE 86% OF THE
SHIFT TIME IS SPENT ON LIFTING, FOLDING, HOLDING & RE-TYING THE LUNGI.
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KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITNAA... KE HIMALAY KI CHOTI PE JAA PAHUNCHE
AUR KHUDA TUMSE PUCHE, ABE GADHE.... AB UTREGA KAISE…
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TU CHAND MANGE MEIN CHAND DEDO, TU RAAT MANGE MEIN RAAT DEDO, TU DIL
MANGE MEIN DIL DEDO..... ABE BAS, DEPARTMENTAL STORE SAMAJ RAKHA HAIN KYA.
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=== SEND THIS GANESH TO 7 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK WILL FOLLOW
("' . ' . '") IMMEDIATELY. WARNING:- DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN.
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AIRHOSTESS 2 LALOO... SIR R U VEG OR NON VEG? HE SAYS NO I M SAGITARIAN.
SHE SAYS NO SIR R U SHAKAHARI OR MANSAHARI? HE SAYS NO I M BIHARI.
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THERE IS NO RAYMOND'S SHOWROOM IN PAKISTAN.. WHY? BCOZ THERE IS NO "COMPLETE
- MAN"..... !!! PLEASE SEND THIS MSG 2 ALL UR SMS FRNDZ, IF U R TRUE INDIAN.
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THE HAPPIEST PE("._.")PLE DO "T HAVE EVERYTHING IN LIFE. THEY JUST MAKE
THE BEST OF EVERYTHING THAT LIFE BRINGS THEIR WAY! STAY HAPPY!
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TERE BHAI KI BHATIJI KI CHACHI KI SAAS KE BHAI KI BIWI KI SAAS KE PATI
KE JAMAI KE POTI KI MAA KI NANAD KA BHAI TERA KYA LAGTA HAI. SOCHO & TEL
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LUV U TILL I STOP BREATHING, NEED U TILL I DIE, DESIRE U
TILL EARTH DESIRES SUNLIGHT, MISS U TILL MY SOUL DEPARTS FOR HEAVEN.
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TEACHER- TUM JAB HASTE HO TO PATA CHALTA HAI KI INSAAN PEHLE BANDAR THA.
STUDENT- AAP JAB GUSSA HOTE HO TO LAGTA HAI INSAAN AAJ BHI BANDER HAI.
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I CANT FIND A REASON Y GOD GAVE U 2 ME,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION TO BE ASKED .. MAYBE THE QUESTION IS:
HOW DID GOD KNOW THAT I NEEDED TROUBLE IN MY LIFE !
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LALU WAS DOING TOILET BEHIND CAR. BUSH CAME & SAYS 'AAP KE YEHA POLICE
NAHI PAKARTE'. LALU REPLIES 'NAHI, HAMARE YAHA KHUD HI PAKARTE HAI'.
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HIjanu.dilCHAHTAhaiREHNAtereDILme..kyaBOLTAukasamkikasamterehaihum
ETUMSEHOGAYAHAIPYARKYAKARENBOLOTOJEYEBOLOTOMARJAYE.
SORISORIGALTIHOGAYEABTUMINSAFKAROPUCH..
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HOTHO SE JO CHU LIYA, EHSAAS AB TAK HAI, ANKHEN NARM HAI AUR SAANSON ME
AAG AB TAK HAI. AUR KYO NA HO.............. - ..KHAYI BHI TO MIRCHI THI!!
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DEAN - ANYBODY CAUGHT GOING 2 LADIES HOSTEL WILL BE FINED RS.400 1ST TIME,
700 2ND TIME & 1000 3RD TIME. STUDENT - HOW MUCH 4 A SEASON PASS?
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ERASE ALL YOUR WORRIES IN LIFE, SAVE THE MOMENTS WHEN U R LOVED,
DIVERT YOUR WORRIES TO GOD, LOAD YOUR HOPES IN HIM & WAIT 4 HIS CALL.
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WHATS THE SIMILARITY BTWEN A KISS, A CAR & A MONKEY?? A KISS IS SO
DEAR, A CAR IS TOO DEAR & THE MONKEY IS U - DEAR!!!!!!!!!
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U KNOW Y GOD CREATED GAP BETWEEN FINGERS? SO THAT SOME DAY THE 1
WHO IS MADE FOR U, COMES & FILLS THOSE GAPS BY HOLDING UR HAND 4EVER.
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WHEN U TOUCH TO FEEL , ITS DESIRE !! WHEN U TOUCH AND DON'T FEEL ,
ITS IGNORANCE !!! WHEN U DON'T TOUCH AND FEEL , ITS LOVE !!!
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5 GREAT PEOPLE -
1.GANDHI JI - WOTO AB RAHE NAHI - 2.BAJPAI - WO KISI - KAM KE NAHI -
3.ASHWARIYA - APNI PAHOCH KE - BAHAR HAI - BAKI RAHE AAP AUR HUM.
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NEVER WALK AWAY FROM TRUE FRIENDSHIP. WHEN YOU SEE SOME FAULTS,
BE PATIENT AND REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT. I AM NOT PERFECT,
BUT I CAN ALWAYS BE A REAL FRIEND. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
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I'D LUV 2 TAKE U 4 DINNER, MAKE U SIT BESIDE THE CANDLE, SHOWER U WITH
ROSES AND UTTER THOSE 3 MAGICAL WORDS IN UR EAR - "PAY THE BILL "!
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FRIENDSHIP BONDS 2 HEARTS TOGETHER,
LETS HOPE IT CONTINUES TO STRIVE FOREVER. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
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KHUDA KARE TERA MOBILE KHO JAE, MILE MUZE AUR MERA HOJAE,
SMS KARU LADKIO KO, NAAM TERA AAE,
MAAR TUZE PADE AUR KALEJA MERA THANDA HO JAE. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
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* (>,,,,<) - * - * ( . . ) - * * - ----(,,)o(,,)--- -
-JUST WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT YOU! SEE IF UR - SAFE & - OKEY.... GOOD NIGHT !
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LALLU, RABRI, JAYALALITHA, MAMTA, MAYAWATI WERE SAILING IN A BOAT.
IF IT SINKS WHO WILL SURVIVE? GUESS!!!! "INDIA"
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FRENDS R LIKE SHOES, SOM LOOSE N SOME TITE & SOM FIL JUS RITE. THEY
HELP U AS U WALK THRU LIFE, THANKZ 4 BEING MY SIZE: HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!
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3 - GLANCES = 1 SMILE, - 3 - SMILES = 1 MEETIN, - 3 - MEETINGS = 1 KISS,
- 3 - KISSZ = 1 PROPOSAL, - 3 - PROPOSAL = 1 MARRIAGE
& DAT 1 MARRIAGE = 3 WORDS i.e. ISKI TO GAYI.
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TARASTE HUE USKE HAATHON NE MERI KALAI KO CHHUA HAI....
JAISE USKI HAR SAANS POOCHH RAHI HO.......... BHAIYA - TIME KYA HUA HAI?
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THE MAN WHO MADE THE ALPHABETS WAS A GENIOUS BUT
HE DID ONE BIG MISTAKE BY KIPING 'U' & 'I' SO FAR.
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MAIN HU YAHA TU HAI WAHA, MAIN HU YAHA TU HAI WAHA,
LIFEBOY HAI JAHA TANDARUSTI HAI WAHA.
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RECEIVE MY SIMPLE GIFT OF 'GOOD MORNING'
WRAPPED WITH SINERITY, TIED WITH CARE AND SEALED WITH A PRAYER,
TO KEEP U SAFE & HAPPY ALL DAY LONG! TAKE CARE!
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I CHASE LOVE, I FOUND FRIENDSHIP, I CHASE DESIRE, I FOUND HOPE,
I CHASE DREAM, I FOUND REALITY, I CHASE MONKEY, I FOUND YOU.
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I SAW U & A DONKEY SITTING ON A FENCE.
THERE WAS NO DIFFERENCE EXCEPT THAT DONKEY HAD MORE SENCE!!
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UNKI GALI SE HUM NIKLE AJEEB ITEFAQ THA,
PHOOL TO UNHONE FEKA LEKIN... GAMLA BHI SAATH THA.!!
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WHAT'S THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN AN INTELLIGENT, SARDAR & A DINOSAURUS?...... -
.............. - BOTH ARE EXTINCT!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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AAPNE PYAR KA BADLA DEKHO KAISE LUNGA,
TERI BAAP KO CTRL + ALT + DELETE KAR DUNGA.
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SOMEDAY YOU'LL 4GER ABT ME, ...MY NAME, ...MY VOICE, WHO I AM 2 YOU...
BUT EVEN IF YOU 4GET ABT ME, I JUST WAN U TO KNOW... I'LL NEVER 4GET YOU?
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ONCE A WOMAN SAID 2 A SARDAR - WILL U MARRY ME. HE REPLIED - NO, IN MY
FAMILY ONLY RELATIVE MARRIAGE IS ALLOWED. EXAMPLE ‘BHABHI WEDS BHAIYA’.
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SARDARJI ZEBRA CROSSING KE BLACK N WHITE PATTE PAR BAR BAR IDHAR UDHAR
CHALTE THE. WO KYA SOCH RAHE HONGE? THINK.. SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?
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SARDARJI IS VERY UPSET BCOZ HE CUD NOT UNDERSTAND
HOW HIS SIS HAD 2 BROTHERS & HE HAD ONLY ONE. (BOLO TARA RA RA)
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FIRST OF FIRST IS FIRST OF U, THEN THERE R ZEROS TWO,
FIRST OF LAST IS LAST OF U. NOW TELL ME WAT R U?? A F-O-O-L
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SO SWEET IS UR SMILE...... SO SWEET IS UR LIP..... SO SWEET
IS UR VOICE....... SO SWEET IS UR EYE..... SEE HOW SWEETLY I LIE!
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THE WORD "HELLO" MEANS = H:HOW R U? E:EVERYTHING ALL RITE?
L:LIKE 2 HEAR 4RM U? L:LOVE 2 C U SOON? O:OBVIOUSLY, I MISS U! !!END!!
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ONE NIGHT D MOON SAID TO ME "IF UR LOVE MAKES U CRY,
WHY DONT U LEAVE UR LOVER", I LOOKED BACK AT D MOON ND SAID,
"MOON, WOULD U EVER LEAVE UR SKY!!!!"
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1-4-3 IS NUMERICALLY SAYING "I MISS YOU" BUT! WAT IF I ASK U - 2-3-4-2-3
SAME AS "DO YOU MISS ME TOO?" HOPE U ANSWR ME 4-1-3 "MISS U TOO"
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LOVE IN - PAKISTAN, - ROMANCE IN - AFGHANISTAN, -
MARRIAGE IN - RAJASTHAN BUT DONT INCREASE POPULATION IN HINDUSTAN,
B'COZ THERE IS NO PLACE IN KABRISTAN.
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DID U EVER WALK INTO A ROOM & FORGET WHY U WALKED IN?
I THINK THAT'S HOW DOGS SPEND THEIR LIVES.
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I LOVE DEFENSELESS ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY IN A GOOD GRAVY.
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WEN EVERYTHING'S COMING UR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
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AMBITION IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH SENSE 2 BE LAZY.
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THE BRAIN IS A WONDERFUL ORGAN. IT STARTS WORKING THE MOMENT U
GET UP IN THE MORNING & DOES NOT STOP UNTIL U GET INTO THE OFFICE.
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PUTRA: PITAJI, RAWAN KON THA? PITA: ARAY, ITNA BHI NAHI MALUM,
JA ALMARI SE MAHABHARAT NIKAL LA, ABHI BATATA HU...
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WHICH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IS LIKE A PIG'S TAIL?
"K" - IT'S FOUND AT THE END OF PORK.
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FALLING IN LOVE IS A SWEET AMBITION, FINDING TRUE LOVE
IS LIFE TIME MISSION. TAKE MY WORD, FOLLOW THE INDIAN TRADITION
& MARRY UR DAD'D UGLY DECISSION! JUST A JOKE!
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A LOVELY, BRILLIANT, WONDERFUL THOUGHT JUST OCCURED TO ME.......... YOU
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ATTENTION! DUE TO THE YEAR OF THE HORSE, ALL TURF CLUB HORSES ARE ON LEAVE,
DONKEYS WILL RUN INSTEAD. SO STOP READING THIS SMS & REPORT FOR DUTY.
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LIFE IS A MIXTURE OF SUNSHINE + RAIN, LAUGHTER + PLEASURE,
TEARDROPS + PAIN. SO WHEN CLOUDS HIDE THE SUN & UR SKIES TURN GREY,
REMEMBER I'M JUST AN SMS AWAY!
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I'M MISSING U SO MUCH & DYING TO SEE U BUT THIS SECURITY GUARD
AT THE ZOO IS NOT LETTING ME IN WITHOUT A TICKET…
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AS A PERSON U R... I-INTELLIGENT, D-DASHING, I-IMPRESSIVE,
O-OPTIMISTIC, T-TALENTED, IN SHORT U R N 'IDIOT', GOT IT.
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I AM GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK.
THERE WILL BE A SMALL PARTY AND ONLY A FEW PEOPLE WILL BE INVITED.
DONT BRING ANY GIFTS. JUDT BRING SOMEONE LIKE U!
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DO YOU KNOW THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A RAINBOW AND AN INDIAN POLICEMAN?
WELL, BOTH APPEAR AFTER THE STORM HAS ABATED.
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AARE O SAMBHA.. - MERE KITNE SMS MILE? - BAHUT SARE, -
AUR TUMNE KITNE SMS BHEJE? - EK BHI NAHI ! -
HAAAK THU. - AB TAK BAHUT SMS KHAYE, - AB GOLI KHA, - DHICHAON
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b1:OGP DEMANDS SETTING UP OF OIL PLANT - b2:FIIs NET OUR CHASES IN
EQUITIES - b3:INDIAN EXPORTS TO CHINA ZOOM - b4:BAIJAL CALLS FOR
CONCENTRATION ON GROWTH - b5:RESIDUAL VSNL, CMC SELL-OFF BY JAN'4.
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IN RESTAURANT 1 SARDARJI WAS CONSTANTLY GOIN IN N OUT OF TOILET.
MAN NXT 2 HIM: KYA AAPKO CHAIN NAHI HAI?
SARDRJI: CHAIN TO HAI PAR KHULTI NAI.
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DO U KNOW WHO WIL ALWAYS B DER 4 U WENEVER U NEED A FRIEND? - ___ ___
_____ - l V l - ___l - l - SANJU __l - l__l__l _l_____l -
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_i_ - _,-':::^=._/^_ - ^____________/ - (TITANIC) - ALTHOUGH
IT WAS A BIG SHIP BUT IT SUNK, SO THE BEST SHIP IS STILL FRIENDSHIP
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NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE SKY IS, HOW DEEP E OCEAN IS,
HOW STRONG E WIND IS, HOW WIDE THE RIVER IS, I JUST WANNA TELL - U... -
THEY R NONE OF UR BISINESS!
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:"": :"": - ("(" - : :,,,,: : - o",) -
: :""": : - ?L,,)/" - :,,: :,,: E - L L O -
WITH THIS WARM HELLO, I JUST WANT TO WISH YOU A NICE & LOVELY MORNING. .$..
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ITNA KHUBSURAT KAISE MUSKURA LETE HO.. ITNA QATIL KAISE SHARMA LETE HO..
KITNI AASANI SE JAAN LE LETE HO.. - - -
KISI NE SIKHAYA HAI YA BACHPAN SE HI CHALU HO!
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IF U LUV SOMEONE LET IT GO, IF IT COMES BACK TO U, ITS YOUR'S,
IF NOT, IT NEVER WAS.
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BEFORE MARRIAGE- MAD FOR EACH OTHER, AFTER MARRIAGE- MADE FOR EACH OTHER
& IN THE FUTURE- MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER!
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MY PHONE LOVES IT WHEN U SMS: ITS LITTLE FACE LIGHTS UP,
BURSTS INTO BEEPS & HAS UR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
I THINK U SHOULD SMS MORE OFTEN, I THINK IT LIKES U!
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DO ME A FAVOR, PUT UR RT HAND ON UR LEFT SHOULDER, UR LEFT HAND ON UR
RT SHOULDER. NOW MY WORK IS DONE.... I HAVE SMSED U A BIG WARM HUG!
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HAPINESS KEEP U SWEET, TRIALS MAKE U STRONG, SORROWS KEEP U HUMAN,
FAILURES KEEP U HUMBLE, SUCCESS KEEPS U GLOWING & GOD KEEPS U GOING!!!
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1-MIN - 1-HR. - 1-DAY - 1-WEEK - 1-YR - NO MATTER - HOW LONG -
I'LL TREASURE THE TIME WE BECAME - FRIENDS... HOPE WE REMAIN IN TOUCH.
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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS, AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THINGS,
SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND LEGENDS NEVER TALK.....
THEY SEND SMS!!
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2 SARDAR GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 2 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS 'DASTAK'
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U R UNDER ARREST 4 BEING WHAT U R, ITS ILLEGAL 2B SO SWEET & FRIENDLY
AS U R. SO I HEREBY SENTENCE U 2 A LIFETIME INPRISONMENT IN MY HEART.
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EK TUM HO KI KITNA ACHE HO, EK TUM HO KI KITNE PYARE HO,
EK TUM HO KI KITNE SUNDAR HO, EK TUM HO KI KITNE SACHE HO,
EK HUM HAI KI JHOOTH PE JHOOTH BOLE JA RAHE HAI.
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ALLAH SE SCOOTER MANGA CAR DIYA, GHAR MANGA BUNGALOW DIYA,
DOST MANGA TO TUMHE DIYA; HAI ALLAH, IS BAAR AISA JULM KYU KIYA?
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WHAT ARE THE THREE FASTEST WAYS OF COMMUNICAION?
TELEPHONE, TELEVISION, TELL-A-WOMAN!!!
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WHEN THER IS A DARK CLOUD IN THE SKY, WHEN THER IS A TEAR IN UR EYE,
REMEMBR THER IS UR FRND ON EARTH, WHO WUD RATHER DIE THAN C U CRY.
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DAYS ARE TOO - BUSY.. - HOURS ARE TOO - FEW.. - SECONDS ARE TOO -
FAST.. - BUT THERE IS ALWAYS A TIME FOR ME TO ASK.. -
"HOW ARE U?" - N HOPE UR FINE. TAKE CARE.
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A SMILE IS A LANGUAGE EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS. IT COSTS NOTHING BUT CREATES
MUCH. IT HAPPENS FAST BUT ITS MEMORY LASTS 4EVER! SO KEEP SMILING, :-)
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B1:SENSEX BOUNCES BACK, POSTS SLIM GAINS, B2:NFL SELL OFF
RECEIVES FRESH JOLT, B3:INDIRECT TAX COLLECTION UP 7%,
B4:AGRI MOST CONTENTIOUS ISSUE AT WTO, B5:CHINA IMPORT
NORMS WORRY TATA STEEL, B6:UTI EMPLOYEES PROTEST AGAINST VRS SCHEME.
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HEARTS COULD ONLY LOVE 4 WHILE, U CAN PUT MANY RELATIONS IN A FILE,
U CAN MAKE A DESERT FRM THE NILE, BUT U CNT STOP UR SMILE,
WHEN U SEE MY NAME ON UR MOBILE.
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INBOX - OUTBOX - WRITE - MESSAGES - PICTURE - MESSAGES -
,@@ ("v") - ( ", ) "v" - ((")(") I MISS YOU -
Y=Y=Y=Y=Y=Y=Y - ERASE - MESSAGE? - TRY IT, I"LL KILL U!
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A WIFE IS SWEET WHEN SHE IS NEW. BUT SHE IS SWEETER WHEN SHE IS TRUE.
BUT U KNOW WHAT? SHE IS D SWEETEST WHEN SHE IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S WIFE.
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TO UNDERSTAND A MISUNDRSTANDING IS AN UNDERSTANDING IN FRIENDSHIP
BUT TO HAVE NO MISUNDRSTANDING IS THE MOST UNDERSTOOD FRIENDSHIP...
STAR HAS FIVE END, SQUARE HAS FOUR END, TRIANGLE HAS THREE END,
LINE HAS TWO END, LIFE HAS ONE END BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END.
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LIFE IS A STATION. LOVE IS A OCCUPATION. MARRIAGE IS A DESTINATION.
SO HELL WITH EDUCATION.....
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THE PERFECT GIFT 4 U 2DAY: ABSOLUTE NO COST, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED,
NON-TAXABLE, SILENT PERFOMANCE, XTREMLY PERSONAL, FULLY RETURNABLE,
IT'S A ---- MUUAAH!
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WAR AND LOVE: BOTH HAVE FEAR, WAR SHED BLOOD & LOVE SHEDS TEAR,
WAR HAS ARROWS & LOVE HAS DARTS, WAR BREAK HEADS & LOVE BREAK HEARTS.
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BACHLORS SCHEDULE....! MONDAY KO DOSTI, TUES KO PYAR, WED KO SHADI,
THURS KO BARBADI, FRI KO FIGHTING, SAT KO TALAQ, SUN KO REST,
MON KO PHIR DOSTI.
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CHAIWALA: BHOLI SI SURAT, AANKHON ME MASTI, DOOR KHADI SHARMAYE -HAY -HAYE.
LADKI: KALI SI SURAT, HATHO ME KITLI, DOOR KHADA CHILLAYE -CHAY -CHAYE.
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A FRIEND IS: A PUSH WHEN U R STOPPED, A GUIDE WHEN U R SEARCHING,
A SONG WHEN U R GLAD, A WORD WHEN U R LONELY, A SMILE WHEN U R SAD.
YES I AM INTERESTED.
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JISE SAMJA LEHAR PEPSI WOH NILKI ZEHAR PEPSI, JISE SAMJA COCA COLA WOH
NIKLA DHOKA COLA, IS LIYE AAJ KE BAAD NO SOFT DRINK, ONLY WINE & WISKEY.
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LVE IS LKE A BIRD, IF U HOLD IT TIGHTLY IT DIES, IF U HOLD IT SLIGHTLY
IT FLIES, PLZ TAKE GUD CRE OF IT. DNT LVE1 DNT LVE2 BUT LVE D1 WHO LVEZ U.
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IF I NEED BRAIN TRANSPLANTATION I WILL PREFFER YR BRAIN,
DONT THINK U R GENIOUS. I WANTED A BRAIN WHICH IS NEVER USED BEFORE !!!
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A DAKU ENTERED IN A SARDAR'S HOME. DAKU... "BOL, SONA KAHA HAI"?
SARDAR... "OYE, PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, JAHA CHAHE VAHA SO JA".
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GIVE LAUGH 2 ALL BUT SMILE 2 ONE,
GIVE CHEEKS 2 ALL BUT LIPS 2 ONE,
GIVE LUV 2 ALL BUT HEART 2 ONE,
LET EVERYONE LOVE U BUT U LUV 1.
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MAKAN MAALIK:- 500 KIRAYA HOGA
GRAHAK:- THIK HAI PAR AAPKE MAKAN MEIN CHUHE NAACH RAHE HAI.
MAKAN MAALIK:- TO 500 MEIN KYA MADHURI NACHEGI.
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VALUE EACH PRECIOUS MOMENT.
MORNING BRINGS HOPE.
AFTERNOON BRINGS FAITH.
EVENING BRINGS PEACE AND
NIGHT BRINGS REST.
WISH YOU FIND THEM ALL TODAY.
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFUL,
DEF: DON’T EVER FORGET (ME)
JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME
NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY WELL.
URS XYZ.
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, HOW I WONDER WHAT U R? IF U KNOW WHO U R, MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR.
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HINDUSTAN MEIN TEEN HI CHEEZ HI POPULAR HAI.
APUN…….APUN KA STYLE……APUN KA SMS……
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I ASKED GOD TO BE WITH YOU TODAY AND SEND HIS BLESSINGS ALONG UR WAY!
GOOD MORNING……
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PULSAR DL-3C-8238,
PEGARO DL-2C-1122
SONATA MH-2K-7552
MERCEDES UA-07-7500
VERSA JK-5P-8949
YE MERI UN GADIYO KE NO HAI JINKI AAJ TUMHE SAFAI KARNI HAI
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LET THE FLAMES OF DIYAS LIGHT UP UR INNER SOUL AND LIFE TODAY.
WISHING U AND UR FAMILY A HAPPY DIWALI.
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DHANLAXMI, DHANYALAXMI, DHAIRYALAXMI, SHOURYALAXMI, VIDYALAXMI, KARYALAXMI, VIJYALAXMI, RAJLAXMI. MAY LAXMI SHOWER HER BLESSINGS ON YOU. HAPPY SUBHA DEEPAWALI.
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JUGMUG KARTI ANDHERA HARTI VAIBHAV BHARTI,
AAYE DIWALI,
APNO KA SAATH GANESH KA MATH LAXMI KA HAATH,
LAAYE DIWALI,
DEEPON WALI,
HAPPY DIWALI !!!
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AAPKO AASHIRWAD MILE BADON SE,
SAHYOG MILE CHOTON SE,
KHUSIAN MILE JAG SE,
PYAR MILE SAB SE,
DAULAT MILE RAB SE,
YAHI DUA HAI IS DIL SE.
HAPPY DIWALI.
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MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire matches... It's working.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagar hai + uper se 15,000 kamata hai.
Ladkiwalle:ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagar hain + nicche se 50,000 kamati hai.
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She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me.
She bit, sucked, swallowed & when she was satisfied she left.
I was hurt..... Bloody mosquito.
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Dr. Kya taklif hai! - patient: sote waqt saas ko leyne mein taqlif
Hooti hai. - dr. Aaj se dus din sote waqt saas to nahi saali ko lo.
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HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY.
BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%.
SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".
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THIS CAT, IS CAT, A CAT, GOOD CAT, WAY CAT, TO CAT, KEEP CAT,
AN CAT, IDIOT CAT, BUSY CAT, FOR CAT, 20 CAT, SECONDS CAT !
NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT !!
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FROM MONDAY TO SUNDAY, JANUARY TO DECEMBER, BIRTH TO DEATH,
MY FEELINGS ABOUT YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE.
TO ME YOU WERE, ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE AN.. "IDIOT" .....
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DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE TO
CALL OR SMS ME, LOSE THEIR MOBILE...
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U CAN NEVER CHANGE D PAST NOR CONTROL D FUTURE,
BUT U CAN CHANGE D MOOD OF D DAY BY TOUCHING SOME 1'S...
"PRIVATE ORGAN" - ... THE HEART! - NOW, UR SMILING
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10 - MESSAGE - RECEIVED - 1 - HI! - 2 - HELLO - 3 - WAZ UP? - 4 -
HOW - R - U? - 5 - HOPE - U'R - FINE - 6 - KEEP - SMILING - 7 - TAKE
CARE - 8 - GOD - BLESS - U - 9 - BE - HAPPY - 10 - KEEP - IN - TOUCH.
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WOULDNTYOUFINDITREALLYANNOYINGIFSOMEONEYOUKNOWSENT
UAMESSAGEWITHNOSPACESANDYOUTOOKAGESTOFIGUREITOUTONLY
TOREALISETHATITWASMEANTTOIRRITATEYOU.
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SS!W ! n SS!W ! - N SS!W ! n SS!W - ! N SS!W ! n - SS!W ! n SS!W ! -
n SS!W ! GOT CONFUSED? BE SMART THEN... - JUST TURN UR CELL UPSIDE DOWN. (25)
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SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & -
I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
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THINK POSITIVE... LOOK AT THE WORLD AS 1 HUGE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
IT WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A FEW SWEETS & NUTS.
SWEETS LIKE ME & NUTS LIKE YOU!!!
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HELLO. I AM A SEX VIRUS WHICH HAS ENTERED UR PHONE.
RIGHT NOW I AM IN UR KEYPAD AND HAVING SEX WITH UR FINGURS.
AND I KNOW UR ENJOYING IT BECAUSE UR SMILING.
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EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI, EK LADKE PR WO MARTI THI,
CHORI-CHORI, CHUPKE-CHUPKE SMS KIYA KARTI THI,
KUCH KAHNA THA SHAYAD USKO, PAR MOBILE KE BILL SE DARTI THI!
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I - LOOKED - - YOU - UP - - LEFT - - - RIGHT - HERE - -
EVERYWHERE - (3 LINE GAP) - I MISS U !!!
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A MESSAGE - TO START - YOUR DAY - A PRAYER - TO BLESS - YOUR WAY -
A WISH - TO LIGHTEN - THE MOMENTS - A CHEER 2 - PERFECT - UR DAY -
AND A TEXT - TO SAY, - TAKE CARE, - HAVE A - GOOD DAY.
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WHAT DO U CALL APNE KIYA PE PANI FER DENA IN ENGLISH IN 1 WORD
.................... - .................... -
.................... - .................... - ............ FLUSH
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FRIENDS R LIKE MELONS #> - SHALL - I TELL U , WHY ??? - (3LINE GAP) -
HUNDRED TRY !!! - HI ! MELON ........
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2 KISS U IS SOMETHING UNBELIVABLE, 2 LUV U IS SOMETHING PROBABLE,
2 HUG U IS SOMETHING DREAMBLE, 2 LOOK AT U IS SOMETHING ENJOYABLE,
BUT 2 MISS U IS SOMETHING UNBERABLE.
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HEART MUST HAV A DESIRE, EYES MUST HAVE A DREAM, LIPS MUST HAV A SONG,
SWEETS MUST HAVE CREAM, IF THERE R NIGHTMARES, I MUST HAVE U IN MY DREAM !
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1 - MESSAGE - RECEIVED - 1 - CUTE - PERSON - SENT - IT - 1 - MONKEY -
IS - READING - IT - 1 - MONKEY - IS - ANGRY - 1 - MONKEY - IS - STILL -
READING - 1 - MONKEY - WIL 4WARD - DIS - MSG - TO - ANODR - MONKEY !
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ARZ KYA HAI: TAJ MAHAL KYA CHZ HAI, USSE BHI BADI IMARAT BANAUGA,
MUMTAJ MAR KE DAFAN HUI THI, MAIN TUJHE JINDA DAFNA DUNGA.
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I"M DEPRESSED... - I"M LONELY... - I"M SAD AND I"M GETTING CRAZY... -
ALL FOR JUST...2 REASONS... - I"M HERE & U R THERE... - I MISS U
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U R SOMEONE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE... - U R SOMEONE I WON'T FORGET... -
U R SOMEONE WHO IS SPECIAL TO ME... - U - R - WAT'S - UR - NAME -
I - FORGOT?
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A SONG...IN UR HEART, - A SMILE ...ON UR FACE, - THAT IS WAT I WISH -
UR COMING DAY'S... - ......
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"IN LIFE THERE ARE NO PERFECT MEN OR WOMEN, ONLY PERFECT INTENTIONERS"
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THE BEAUTY OF MORNING ISN'T THE SUNRISE BUT THE THOUGHT OF GOD,
GIVING US ANOTHER DAY TO SEE THROUGH LIFE.
WISHING U A VERY GOOD MORNING. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
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WORDS - BEGIN - WITH.. - A - B - C
NUMBERS - BEGIN - WITH.. - 1 - 2 - 3
MUSIC - BEGINS - WITH.. - DO - RE - MI
BUT - FRNDSHIP - BEGINS - WITH.. - YOU - N - ME!!!!!
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BREAKFAST= CAN'T EAT BCOZ I THINK OF U. - LUNCH= CAN'T EAT BCOZ
I THINK OF U - DINNER= CAN'T EAT BCOZ I THINK OF U -
BEDTIME * CAN'T SLEEP BCOZ..... - I AM SO HUNGRY!:........
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I COULD FORGET A FACE, FORGET A PLACE, FORGET A NAME,
FORGET A GAME, FORGET TO WRITE, COULD FORGET MYSELF - BUT TO -
FORGET YOU.... - FORGET IT!
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MONEY SAYS SPEND ME NOT, TIME SAYS WASTE ME NOT, FLOWERS SAYS TOUCH ME
NOT, STUDY SAYS LEAVE ME NOT, SMS SAYS ERASE ME NOT & I SAY FORGET ME NOT...
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SO MANY QUESTIONS... BUT THE ANSWER ARE SO FEW. -
ALL I REALLY KNOW IS... - ....................... - I M MISSIN U!
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GAILED: GREAT MIND. - EINSTEIN: GENIUS MIND. -
NEWTON: EXTRAORDINARY MIND. - BILL GATES: BRILLANT MIND. -
ME: MASTER MIND. - YOU: NEVER MIND!
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BAAP NE KAHA GHAR CHHOD DO, MA NE KAHA PARO CHHOD DO,
PARO NE KAHA SHARAB CHHOD DO, CHNDRMUKI NE KAHA TIMEPASS KARNA CHHOD DO,
EK DIN TUM KAHOGE SMS BHEJNA CHHOD DO.
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HI, WATS UP... LISTEN CAN I GET A PICTURE OF URS?...
THE THING IS THAT I HAVE STARTED A NEW HOBBY OF
COLLECTING PHOTOGRAPHS OF NATURAL DISASTERS!
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MOBILES CAN B VRY IRITATING, HAV 2 BUY A CARD EVERY NOW & DEN,
HAV 2 RECHARGE D BATT.... D LAYED, BUT DERS 1 THING, LUV ABT IT...
IT CONNECTS ME 2 U
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COMMON BETWEEN FRONT OF WOMEN AND BACK OF COW....
HEY DON'T CRACK UR MINDS. THE ANS IS THE LETTER "W"
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IF I HAD THE LETTERS "HRT", I CAN ADD "EA" 2 GET A 'HEART',
OR I COULD ADD "U" & GET 'HURT , BUT I'D RATHER CHOOSE "U" & GET 'HURT',
THEN 2 HAVE A 'HEART' WITHOUT "U"
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NA DUR JAATHI HO, NA PASS AATI HO, KYON TARPATI HO
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IN A YEAR I AM: - 365 DAYS DREAMING OF U - 8760HRS THINKING OF U -
31536000SEC TREASURING U - 2 MIN CREATING THIS SMS TO LIE TO 'U'!
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I MISS UR TEXT, - I MISS UR VOICE, - MAY BE BCOZ I HAV NO CHOICE. -
MISSING U, - MAKES ME BLUE, - THAT BCOZ - *I TREASURE U*
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WHEN NIGHTS ARE LONG AND FRIENDS ARE FEW............. I SIT ALONE AND
THINK OF YOU........ WITH A LONELY HEART AND A SILENT TEAR.
ALL I WISH IS YOU TO BE HERE..
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1 - - _ - 2 - - _ - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -
11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - VERY GOOD!
TOMORROW WE'LL DO - A-B-C !!!!
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SWEET - COTTON CANDY? NOPE! CHOCOLATE SYRUP? NAH! LEMON C... - HOW
BOUT SUGAR? HMMM... NOPE! DARN! STILL CANT FIND ANYTHING AS SWEET AS U!
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TEACHAR: KAL TUM SCHOOL KYUN NAHI AAYE? STUDENT: GIR GAYA THA AUR
LAG GAYI. TEACHER: KAHA GIR GAYA AUR KYA LAG GAYI?
STUDENT: PALANG PAR GIR GAYA AUR AAKH LAG GAYI.
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A SMILE IS THE LIGHTENING SYSTEM OF THE FACE, COOLING SYSTEM OF HEAD
AND HEATING SYSTEM OF HEART, SO KEEP SMILING ALL DAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!!
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A CANDLE MAY MELT AND ITS FIRE MAY DIE, - BUT THE LOVE U'V GIVEN ME
WIL STAY A FLAME IN MY.. - ("$") - 'V' HEART
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4 MARRIAGES - 5 NAMAZs - 6 IDDs - 12 KIDS - 30 ROZAS - 57 SUPPORTING
COUNTRIES - 9487 DRUG CASES - 1 LAC TERORIST - 10 LAKH SMUGLRS -
20 BILLION US DOLLAR LOAN MAKES ONE PAKISTAN.
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TUSI BADE HI GR8 HO, RASGULLE DI PLATE HO, PEPSI DA CR8 HO,
ANDE DA OMLETE HO, PER, JOH BHI HO MERE BEST MATE HO. HAPPY HOLI.
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THERE ARE 6 BILLION PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD. I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP ON
MSGING U. MAYBE BCOZ.. - 5,999,999,999 CAN'T REPLACE... - A SINGLE YOU.
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5 GR8TST WDS : - IDNTWNA LOSE U - 4 PLEASNT WDS : - I CARE FOR U -
3 SWEET WDS : - I MISS U - 2 GR8FUL WDS : - THANK YOU -
1 IMPORTNT WD : - YOU
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LAUGH LIKE U'VE NEVER CRIED. PLAY LIKE U'VE NEVER LOST. LOVE LIKE U'VE
NEVER BEEN HURT & LIVE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.
HAVE A "BINDAS DAY" EVERYDAY
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JIN ME BASE JANKI, RUM ME BASE RAM, WHISKY ME BASE VISHNU, DESI ME BASE
HANUMAN, KIS-KIS KA TYAG KAREIN, SAB ME BASE BHAGWAN. - CHEERS....
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HUSBAND ASKS, DO U KNOW THE MEANING OF WIFE. - IT MEANS... - WITHOUT -
INFORMTION - FIGHTING - EVRYTIME! WIFE ON HEARNG THIS SAYS, IT COULD
ALSO MEAN - WITH IDIOT FOR EVER!
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A SMILE IS A WAY OF EXPRESSING LOVE... A WAY OF REVEALING INTERNAL
QUALITY... A SMILE IA A FREE GIFT OF NATURE... ABOVE ALL IT BUILDS
A DASHING PERSONALITY...
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IF THE DAY COMES WHEN I DIE, AND GO UP IN THE SKY, AS I'M THERE SO FAR,
I'LL WRITE UR NAME ON EVERY STAR, SO U LOOK UP AND SEE,
HOW MUCH U REALLY MEAN 2 ME.
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I DO NOT THINK MUCH, I DO NOT THINK OFTEN, BUT WHEN I THINK, I THINK OF YOU!
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SOMEONE SOMEWHERE DREAMS OF UR SMILES & WHILE THINKING OF U THINKS THAT
LIFE IS WORTHWHILE - SO VENEVER U R LONELY REMEMBER ITS TRUE -
SUM1 SOMEWHERE IS THINKING OF U
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NOBODY TEACHES THE SUN 2 RISE.. A FISH 2 SWIM.. A BIRD 2 FLY.. A PLANT
2 GROW.. A CHILD 2 CRY & NOBODY TEACHES ME 2 REMEMBER U... I JUST DO! !
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IF U SNEEZE ONCE, THINK I'M REMEMBERHN U, IF U SNEEZE TWICE
THINK I WANNA MEET U, IF U SNEEZE THRICE THINK I'M MISSIN U,
SNEEZE FOURTH TIME.. U FOOL DR. IS WAITIN 4 U.
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I - SENT - THIS - MESSAGE - ONLY - (2L)(1P) - L - Y - F - O - R -
ONLY - (2P) - (1L) - U!! - HEHE!! HEHE
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KA KI KU KO KE - KI KO KA KI KO - KE KI KU KE KE - KU KI KA KU KE -
KO KA KI KE U HAVE SUCCESSFULLY READ MONKEY'S LANGUAGE
NOW COLLECT UR LANGUAGE CERTIFICATE FROM ME.
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JAB JAB TUM ANGDAI LETE HO, DUM HAMARA NIKAL JAATA HAI...
.......AE ZAALIMM DEODRANT LAGANE MEIN TUMHARA KYA JAATA HAI !!!
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GOD ALLOWS LIFE TO BE ROCKY. HIS CHALLANGE IS NOT TO LET THE ROCKS GRIND
YOU INTO DUST BUT TO POLISH YOU TO BECOME A BRILLIANT GEM. STAY PRECIOUS !
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GIVE LAUGH 2 ALL BUT SMILE 2 1, CHEEKS 2 ALL LIPS 2 1,
LOVE 2 ALL HEART 2 1, LET EVERY1 LUV U BUT U LUV 1.
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IF I GET UR SMILE, I DNT NEED FLOWERS, IF I GET UR VOICE I DNT NEED MUSIC,
IF U SPEAK 2 ME, I DNT NEED ANYBODY ELSE, IF UR MINE, I DNT NEED THE WORLD !!!!
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FRIENDSHIP TEST - CALL - IF - U - LOVE ME - MISSED CALL - IF - U ARE -
A TRUE FRIEND - TEXT BACK - IF - U - CARE - TEXT A JOKE - IF - U -
LIKE ME - JUST IGNORE - IF - U - HATE ME? - I'LL WAIT!
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VACANCY: - POST: - TRUE FRIEND - ELIGIBILITY: - LOVING - & - CARING -
DUTY: - TO - LOVE - EXPRIENCE: - NOT -- REQ. - SALARY: - NEVER -
ENDING - LOVE - JOINING: - IMMEDIATELY - R U INTERESTED?
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NO, U SHOULD NOT SAY MOTU NOW TO ME BECAUSE I AM WEAK; NOT STRONG AS
U MUST HAVE THOUGHT FOR ME TO BE 'BUT I AM SORRY FOR THAT' I AM ?.
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IF U WANNA KNW HOW MUCH I MISS U, TRY TO CATCH RAINDROPS, THE ONES U
CATCH IS HOW MUCH U MISS ME N THE ONES U MISS IS HOW MUCH I MISS U .....
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ONCE A SARDAR READ ON A WALL,''LIKHNEWALA MAHAAN, PADHNEWALA GADHA,''
SARDAR GOT ANGRY AND WROTE,''LIKHNEWALA GADHA PADHNEWALA MAHAAN''.
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MONSOON RAIN OR SUMMER HEAT.. U R THE REASON WHY I BREATHE..
TELL ME DEAR WHAT IS SWEET.. IS THAT U OR YOUR HEARTBEAT !
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DARK WERE THOSE DAYS, WITHOUT YOUR SIGHT.. WHEN I WAS IN DARKNESS, U
GAVE ME LIGHT.. YOU GAVE ME STRENGTH 2 MAKE LIFE BRIGHT.. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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HOW MUCH IS - 1+1=? - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -
. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER?? - SHAME ON YOU.
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THOUSANDS FRNDS I MAKE, MILLION HANDS I SHAKE, MY FRNDS R FEW,
ONE OF THEM IS U.
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THIS TIME I'M - SURE AND I'M - GONNA ASK IT... - -
D - DO - DO U - DO U L - DO U LU - DO U LUV - DO U LUV ME - - -
DO U LUV MEAT OR U R PURE VEG....
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Q: WHY DID SARDARJI KEPT THE DOOR OPEN WHILE TAKIN A BATH?
A: SO THT NO ONE CAN PEEK THRU KEYHOLE.
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EVERY LIFE IN THIS WORLD IS WRITTEN BY GODS OWN HANDS.. THATS WHY I AM
THANKFUL COZ AS HE WROTE MY LIFE HE INCLUDED U AS A BEAUTIFUL PART OF IT.
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" ALL DESIRABLE THINGS IN LIFE ARE EITHER.. - ILLEGAL, - BANNED, -
FATTENING, - EXPENSIVE OR - MARRIED TO - SOMEONE ELSE."
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KHIDKI KHULI ZULFEN UDI.... DIL NE KAHA DILDAAR NIKLA,
PAR HAI RE MERI PHUTI KISMAT, NAHAYA HUA SARDAR NIKLA.
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BHAGWAN SE PAANI MANGA, SAGAR DIYA; PHOOL MANGA, BAGICHA DIYA;
HAWA MANGI, HAWA MAHAL DIYA; PAISA MANGA, TO AAPKA NUMBER DIYA!
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SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
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KYA BINDAS HAWA CHAL RELI HAIN, BIRD LOG GANA GA RELI HAIN,
SHYANE LOG SMS KAR RELE HAIN, DHAKAN LOG SMS PADH RELE HAIN.
-- - --- - ---- - ----- - ------
PUCHANA MAT KYA HAI??? DIKHATA NAHI LINE MAR RAHHI HOON....!
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LOVE ONES R THOSE, WHO TOLERATE WITHOUT FRUSTATION, WHO REMEMBER
WITHOUT LIMITATIONS & WHO LOVE EVEN WITHOUT COMMUNICATION.
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SOMETIMES wI MUST - BE HURT - IN ORDER - TO GROW - FAIL -
IN ORDER - TO KNOW - LOSE - IN ORDER - TO GAIN - & SVMIT1MIS -
wI hDvI - TO BE - B R O K E N - SE WE CAN BE WHOLE AGAIN.
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I MAY B GONE.. 4 A MIN, - 4 AN HR, - 4 A DAY, - 4 A MTH. -
I MAY NT B ABLE 2 ALWYS SAY - GD MORNIN, - GD EVNIN, - GD NYT, -
BT I'LL ALWAYS B HERE 4 U.
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PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY.
WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL.
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A RUPEE IS EASY TO EARN. A FRIEND IS HARD TO FIND.
A RUPEE LOOSES ITS VALUE BUT FRIEND INCREASES ITS WORTH.
I LOST A RUPEE WHEN I SMS U BUT I EARNED UR SWEET & LOVING SMILE.
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WHEN WORDS FAIL, ACTION SPEAKS.. WHERE ACTION FAILS, EYES SPEAK...
WHERE EYES FAIL, TEARS SPEAK... & WHERE EVERYTHING FAILS, LOVE SPEAKS..

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